What the shit is wrong with you? How can you NERDS write an article about a town called Batman without making a joke?
You put the drawing of the Eifel Tower on the cover of your magazine…and you don’t make a dick joke anywhere in the article? Neither “limp” nor “flaccid” appear once. What’s wrong with you NERDS? I’m sure you’ve heard both of those words many, many times.
I got some large print for you: YOU ARE ALL NERDS.
This guy might be retarded. Even he doesn’t respect you NERDS.
I got a question for you NERDS…WHO GIVES A SHIT?
I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the title is clever. It’s not. And making puns about the Chinese and money is so easy. How about “Short Changed”? I guess that’s too funny for your lame ass site. NERDS.
First off, the headline isn’t that clever. But more importantly, it you don’t tell me what it means until the 5th paragraph. I’m glad I have Ctrl+F, because you can be sure I don’t care enough to read that much just to call you NERDS.
Well, I’ve been bamboozled again. You show me an awesome picture of a ridable robot scorpion. Cool. And then you go on for 11 paragraphs talking about the problems in Pakistan. None of which are robot scorpions. Fuck you NERDS.
I was almost interested in this article. I saw a cool picture of a beach with multicolored umbrellas. But is the article about beaches or even about colors? No. It’s about books…Thanks for the cocktease NERDS.
*The Economist is Written by hungry NERDS.